i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
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