morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
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