3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
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She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
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No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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