Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
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i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
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The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
FUCK WHALES
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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