I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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