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  what do you have against ST

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  DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now

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  sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?

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  :)

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• (760): View more from California

  I wish they had nachos that got you drunk

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?

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• (435): View more from Utah

  I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?

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  My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?

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  It's 3 am.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...

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