just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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