Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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