Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
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You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
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Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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