We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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