if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
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Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
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You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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