Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
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you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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