You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
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