Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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