I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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