he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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