how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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