im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
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