Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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