What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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