I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
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Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
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Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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