Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
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