im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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