Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
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Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
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What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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