I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
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just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
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LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month