Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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