my sisters under your porch take her home
Little spoons don't ask big questions
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
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Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
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How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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