hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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