Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
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