why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
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She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
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I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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