I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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