I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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