is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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