we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I think a kid would responsible me up
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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