youre lurking in front of me
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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