In the future we'll all be gay
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
He did a backflip because drugs
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
Randomize
