If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
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Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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