is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
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Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
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Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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