she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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