What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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