Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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