I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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