Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
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You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
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Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
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