office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
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The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
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She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
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