Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
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For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
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Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
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