There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
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