i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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