Dual....:-)
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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