Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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