You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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