Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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