just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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