Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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