Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
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The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
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I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
So apparently I’m into choking now
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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