Small penises have feelings too.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
