if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
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history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
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drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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