i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
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where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
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This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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